*rant alert, rant alert, rant alert*

I've been meaning to blog about this for ages 'cos it's driving me nuts.

Those stupid adverts for stupid Maybelline make-up where they show unbelievably beautiful women wearing their make-up and then use their famous tag-line...

"Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline"

So, we're meant to believe that buying their cheap-as-chips make-up is going to make us look like those women?

Of course they were smeggin' born with it, they're genetically-blessed... although the professionally-applied make-up helps

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