I really have

No one knows what goes on behind closed doors and all that

But with this one statement

"Beatrice only gets £35,000 a year"

I have become one of the many wondering where the hell Heather Mills is coming from

I mean, come on, the poor ickle kid has to make do on more than I earn! It's not like she has to pay extortionate school fees out of that money...

Bloody ridiculous